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Act Four:

Duck-Trooper: Okay men, start looking!
Plucky: This is a great plan Yo-yo, having us all hide in water coolers while troopers searches the ship.
Aunt Slappy: Now remember, lads, try to act nonchalant!

Ralph: HEY HOLD IT RIGHT THERE DUCK.
Plucky: Oh great! Not a other, Ralph in front of the gate seen again! WHY ME?!
Ralph: Hey where do you think yous go?
Plucky: Yeah well you see I was at a party of six and I was drinking way to many club soda and it seems that I can’t hold in any water…heh-heh and well…
Ralph: Well why didn’t yous say so! I help you with your needs.
Plucky: Well thanks but really that wont be ne…
Ralph: And here was do man business in.
Plucky: NOOO not this again!!
Ralph: Ducky goes down the hole.

Plucky: Fear not friend, my not so little friend. I (Long Pause) came here to seek out strange and unusual aliens so that I can use them for my upcoming film “Star Trash The Search For Even More Money” And even it would have take me here to the end of time I (Long Pause) will get my job done! Now step aside mister so I may pass and begin my quest.
Ralph: Well your in luck. There are three aliens right here who when to meet you as well.
Plucky: Huh? What? Who?
BORGS: Resistance is futile.
Plucky: Resistance is what?!?

Plucky: Well that’s takes care of that…
Aunt Slappy: Here’s my first plan, men! You fellows…stay here in the control room while I go and turn off the field that’s keeping us here.
Buster: Yeah that’s all good and dandy but what if you’re spotted! Hah? What happen then Ms.Know it all!
Aunt Slappy: Okay…here’s my second plan…I’ll tell them where you guys are hiding at and but the time they found you I’ll be running away screaming like a little school girl, steal your ship and flying home with my hands up in the air and singing “Happy Days Are Here Again”! How’s that huh? You like that plan, Blue Boy?!
Buster: On the other hand, I like the First plan better. What do you think, Plucky?
Plucky: Me? Why asking me you’re the one who pissed her off!
Aunt Slappy: Hey Punky…
Plucky: Plucky.
Aunt Slappy: What ever come over here I want talk to you. I want to remember that the power of the Joke is always with you and I hope you use it with great care and who knows you maybe you’ll be a fine comedian. Good bye and stay funny.
Chewbacon: Eey-Grahh-Fac-Bluw-Ploofuop!
Buster: Boy you got that right, Plucky where did you drew up that old re-run?
Plucky: Oldie-Aunt Slappy is the funnies toon ever rabbit!
Buster: Oh yeah? Well I can make a better NEW jokes then she would! I mean come on duck she’s using old jokes way back in her days when Black & White was Black AND White!
Plucky: Oh YEAH!
Creep-P-O: Sir Bar-Stool says the Princess is here on this space station.
Plucky: Princess Babs? We have to rescue her,
Buster: What Princess?
Plucky: No time to explanations we have to save her!
Buster: No way duck! I’m not going to risk my furry blue neck for unknown want-a-be queen just to make you happy, forget it!
Plucky: Come on Buster, she’s beautiful!
Buster: So is Life!
Plucky: She’s Rich!
Buster: So is… huh RICH!
Plucky: Yeah so rich that,
Buster: What?
Plucky: That she can buy you all the carrots you can dream of!
Buster: I don’t know I can dream quit big. Ok duck what’s your plan?
Plucky: Simple, Buster… we get disguises and make our way unseen to inner compound! Then we grab the Princess!
Buster: Easy, fella… this is a PG-rated fanfic story! We’ll have none of that!
Plucky: Oh you know what I mean!

Buster: Okay here’s the Princess Cell and what this a door sine, it reads “Please Knock And Enter” Oh okay I will…
Plucky: No time for that now! Get out of my way! *CRASH*
Plucky: Your Highness, I’m Plucky Skystalker! I’m majoring in “Incredible Space heroics” at Buffooin Tech! As my Term Project, I decided to organize an army, find a convenient space ship, rescue you, fight over hundreds of evil duck-troopers and fly you six billion miles to safety on the Planet, Draidel!
Princess Babs: Are you NUTS! That’s madness! You know what would happen if you fail?!
Plucky: Don’t even mention. Gee… who wants to be a Space accountant!

Princess Babs: And what is your reason for doing this?
Buster: Princess, I’m doing this for the money!!
Princess Babs: Then I see to it that you get plenty! I will give you $100 million!
Buster: Wow! Just think of what I can buy with $100 million!
Princess Babs: Well, if you go to Earth, you buy a pound of Coffee for $20 million! This is the year 2652 you know…!
Plucky: Can some one give me a little help here I’m fallen and I…
Buster and Babs: Can’t get up! We get the Joke!

Princess Babs: O.K. Mr. I wont to be Buck Roger, how do we escape?
Plucky: Escape? Darn! I knew I forgot to plan out something!
Princess Babs: lovely!
Buster: Wont some more good news, we are being surrounded by duck-troopers and there’s no way out, now what?!
Princess Babs: Give me that blaster and follow me… I’ll save us!

Princess Babs: Er… next time I say “Follow me” just tell me to Shut Up!
Buster: Man, talk about a real dump… this place smells worse then Hoboken in the summer time.

Princess Babs: What kind of a slimy, creepy, horrorbil, moster can pull him down to the lowise lever?
Buster: Who eles, Plucky’s Hollywood Agent!

Plucky: What’s happening? Why is the walls are close in?!
Buster: Great!! We’re not only in the world’s largest Space Station… but we’re also in the world’s largest Trash Compactor!
Plucky: Well, at least they won’t find us here!
Princess Babs: And if they DO find us, they won’t recognize us! They’ll be looking for FULL-SIZDE people!
Plucky: to Creep-P-O --- are you alright?
Creep-P-O: Yes, Bar-Stool and I have camouflaged ourselves.
Bar-Stool: Yeah if you’re called you wearing a maid outfit and me as a vacuum cleaner as a camouflaged?

Aunt Slappy: I was wondering what these creeps are using.

Plucky: We’re safe! Now everyone back to the ship!
Chewbacon: Raaar!
Buster: You wanna know which way the enemy is? Straight ahead.

Buster: Come BACK Chewbacon!! A true hero!

Buster: (Looking at his ship) There she is.
Plucky: Creep-P-O do you hear me?
Creep-P-O: (Voice) We’re fine me and Bar-Stool were playing Nintendo and...
Plucky: Well stop playing we’ll be right there in a sec. And by the way how did Bar-Stool-Me-Too playing with out any hands?
Creep-P-O: (Voice) Trust me sir, you don’t wont to know.

Princess Babs: You came in that garbage? You're much braver than I thought.
Buster: Cute! Come on!

Buster gives Babs a dirty look, and they start off down the hallway. They round a corner and run right into twenty Imperial duck-troopers heading toward them. Both groups are taken by surprise and stop in their tracks.

Duck-Trooper: It's them! Get them!

Buster: (To Plucky and Babs) Get back to my garbage looking ship!
Plucky: What? Hey come back!

Buster has already rounded a corner and does not hear.

Princess Babs: He certainly has hair on his chest. Then again he’s a rabbit he has hair all over his body!

Plucky: (gasping) I think we took a wrong turn.
Princess Babs: You think?

Plucky: It’s a good thing I had this package of dental floss on me.
Princess Babs: What fantastic luck! Who arranged for you to carry a handy rope on your belt with a hook that happens to fit over that projection so we can swing over this bottomless pit?
Plucky: Probably the same claver guy who saw to it that 500 sharpshooters could fire at us and miss from a distance of ten feet!

Ape Man: Ungawah! Somebody steal old “Tarzan” act! Copycat!!

Yakoo: Boy this movie is getting more and more exceeding by the min but before we go any farther do you ever wonder how they do this dose get F-X seen to work?
Dot: No but I bet you’ll going to tell use anyway right?
Yakoo: Indeed I do “Flower Pot Head” Because today just for greater part of over-weight fans out there see how they do it. So site back, eat your Tacos and get ready to set your face to stun!
Yakoo: Here's Slappy with her saber off but then here's runing up to her as the camira are off giver her a saber thast is on. And thats how they did.
Dot: Are we getting payed for this?
Wakoo:Im still hungry.

End of Act Four.

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STAR BORED - A New Joke: Images 1 to 50 - [link]
STAR BORED - A New Joke: Images 51 to 100 - [link]
STAR BORED - A New Joke: Images 101 to 150 - [link]